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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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