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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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