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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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