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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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