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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖
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