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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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