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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.