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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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