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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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