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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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