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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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