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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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