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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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