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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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