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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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