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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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