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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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