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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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