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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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