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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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