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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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