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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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