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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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