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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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