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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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