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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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