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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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