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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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