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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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