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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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