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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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