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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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