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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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