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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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