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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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