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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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