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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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