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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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