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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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