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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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