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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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