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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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