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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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