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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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