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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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