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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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