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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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