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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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