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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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