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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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