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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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