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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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