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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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