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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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