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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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